The maternal Inspiration of Nadya

I want to tell you Nadya that you are a true inspiration for me. I have learned from you many things that I appreciate.

I’m glad to see that paying bills and mortgage payments are optional. I was under the impression one had to pay them. I’m so happy to see that this is not the case. I will save so much money now for other things to spend it on. Thank you!

You also taught me that I can have many many children without a job or partner. Who needs them, anyway? Working is no fun and I don’t want the drama of a life partner. Plus, the government has lots of resources available so that I won’t be responsible for boring things like medical and food for my children. More money in my pocket for shopping and stuff.

 

When I do have children, I am going to be like you and always put myself first. I mean, I am the one that will be giving them life, they owe me. I mean, if mom is not happy, than nobody is happy right?

Nadya, I also want to thank you for teaching me that truth is relative to the moment. It can be changed to suit the situation. There is no such thing as lying. This is a revelation. I can create my own reality. If I believe it, it must be true. Never mind everyone else is scratching their head going “WTF?”

First thing first though. I need the number to your discount plastic surgeon. No hurry though. In my quest to be like my idol, I need to save for my prefrontal lobotomy first.

Job Offer

Dear Nadya,

I have a job offer for you in a Reality Show.   This is not like a show that follows people around.  This will be a syndicated regular week series that features Musicians who battle for the chance to become the “All-Star Musician” and win the week’s purse. They do their playing around the wrestling ring which is rigged up with many different sounds, actions etc. and the girls and guys who are the dancer/stunt/wrestlers will use their power and beauty to mesmerize the audience as they try to take out the musicians and each other.

The fighting is fake but it is all done to create a high energy tv show where thousands of people watch live in the audience. The show is filmed live and it is edited to be aired soon after. This show will start in one location and then move to other locations.  The show will aire weekly. After watching your adult home video trailer, I said, “That’s it! That’s the Number One Beauty Queen Star that people flock to see fight in the ring (Dance) to stop the Musicians from winning. This show is all about music and dance.

I know you need money and I know you have all those kids but I am telling you if we get this show off the ground it could rake in millions the first time.  Therefore, you could appear in Boston for a week of filming but then be back home in Texas until the next show which could be in Los Angeles or Nashville.

My partner has put years into the development of the script, getting the camera men who have also worked on American Idol. Hiring so many different people that this venture could really make every permanent member rich.

Come talk to us as we embark on the  ground floor of Battling Musicians.

All the best to you,

Charity Fortune

for Craig M. Steffanides, Fourstar Challenge Records

774-222-0707

I MAKE DANCER CLOTHES…WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A SUGGESTION FOR YOU

HI NAYDA…I MAKE EXOTIC DANCERS CLOTHES FOR THE LAST 35 YEARS…I HAVE A GREAT THONG LEOTARD STYLE SUIT…THAT I THINK YOU WOULD LOOK GREAT IN….IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THIS….PLEASE EMAIL ME….AND I WILL SEND YOU ONE.

I AM NOT SURE HOW TO CONTACT YOU….AS I DON’T WANT TO POST MY EMAIL ADDRESS AT THIS TIME….HOW CAN THIS WORK?   JOANIE B