The maternal Inspiration of Nadya

I want to tell you Nadya that you are a true inspiration for me. I have learned from you many things that I appreciate.

I’m glad to see that paying bills and mortgage payments are optional. I was under the impression one had to pay them. I’m so happy to see that this is not the case. I will save so much money now for other things to spend it on. Thank you!

You also taught me that I can have many many children without a job or partner. Who needs them, anyway? Working is no fun and I don’t want the drama of a life partner. Plus, the government has lots of resources available so that I won’t be responsible for boring things like medical and food for my children. More money in my pocket for shopping and stuff.


When I do have children, I am going to be like you and always put myself first. I mean, I am the one that will be giving them life, they owe me. I mean, if mom is not happy, than nobody is happy right?

Nadya, I also want to thank you for teaching me that truth is relative to the moment. It can be changed to suit the situation. There is no such thing as lying. This is a revelation. I can create my own reality. If I believe it, it must be true. Never mind everyone else is scratching their head going “WTF?”

First thing first though. I need the number to your discount plastic surgeon. No hurry though. In my quest to be like my idol, I need to save for my prefrontal lobotomy first.

Army Soldier/Artist wants to paint a picture for you

I have been following you in the news with wonderment for the last few years. I think you are work of Art. A modern day Mona Lisa is how I feel about your look. Thats why I wanted to paint a picture of you, for you; all I need is for you to tell me what your favorite photo of is, and I’ll get straight to work. Once it’s done, I’ll mail it to you; it would be an honor to do this. Of course if you like the painting, and find yourself with some extra time next June, well just maybe you could think about accompanying me to the Army ball next Year. I would be soooo proud to be your date, and my entire chain of command would be soooo jealous, would be nice. Oh,…my name is Zechoriah Poindexter,…you can google my name or look me up on facebook,…I used to have a lo of Art up online, but my 5 years in the Army have distracted me from that line of work, but I’ll be out in 2 years and I’ll hit the Art world in full force. Please let me know what you think about this,…we can deal with the painting first,..haha

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