Dear Octomom,

You are complete scum of the earth. How dare you use your defenseless children as a meal ticket. Where in the world did you think it was a good idea to have 8 children, and keep them, when you could not afford or care for the 6 you already had. Social services should take your children away from you and place them with loving, two-parent, financially stable homes. You need extreme therapy. Might I suggest electroshock? Your horrible delusion that having more children would make your sperm donor fall in love with you was just that, a delusion! You truly disgust me. You are a sad, trashy excuse for a parent. Your children deserve so much better!