You are a true role model….

I want to tell you Nadya that you are a true inspiration for me. I have learned from you many things that I appreciate.

I’m glad to see that paying bills and mortgage payments are optional. I was under the impression one had to pay them. I’m so happy to see that this is not the case. I will save so much money now for other things to spend it on. Thank you!

You also taught me that I can have many many children without a job or partner. Who needs them, anyway? Working is no fun and I don’t want the drama of a life partner. Plus, the government has lots of resources available so that I won’t be responsible for boring things like medical and food for my children. More money in my pocket for shopping and stuff.

When I do have children, I am going to be like you and always put myself first. I mean, I am the one that will be giving them life, they owe me. I mean, if mom is not happy, than nobody is happy right?

Nadya, I also want to thank you for teaching me that truth is relative to the moment. It can be changed to suit the situation. There is no such thing as lying. This is a revelation. I can create my own reality. If I believe it, it must be true. Never mind everyone else is scratching their head going “WTF?”

First thing first though. I need the number to your discount plastic surgeon. No hurry though. In my quest to be like my idol, I need to save for my prefrontal lobotomy first.